Wondering the mysteries of consumer behavior / materialism and importance objects come in to our lives, stumbled on this Capitalism Mantra

“He who dies with most toys, wins”

Googled’it
and got to this (apparently very well known joke):Judaism - He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.

Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Atheism - There is no toy maker.

Anglican - They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox - No, they were ours first.

Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.

Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys.

B’Hai - All toys are just fine with us.

Amish - Powered toys are surely a sin.

Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.

Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.

Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second….

Jehovah’s Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Confusianism - Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.

Non-denominationalism - We don’t care where the toys came from, let’s just play with them.

Just seems to make it so much easier to choose your beliefs !!!